captainlaziness

Ain't that the truth....

backseatchris

i just hit my women over the head with a brick and im good to go

ChelsDS

The good old fashioned way!

tC4italy: it reminds me of an ex-bf too but.. I don't care much. The smell didn't "fit" him. It was weird.

mitchelltc1: I think I've smelled Pi, and that smells good too... *sigh*

draxcaliber

yeah, for some reason tag body spray completely repells my gf, which is good some times of the month...

and now you know why he is called backseatchris...

scionofPCFL

41/2 Years dating, and it's only ben 4 mos? Bah, you shouldn't be dating at all. I wouldn't even worry, just keep on keepin on and let things fall where they may.

kileil

Haven't you heard? Dating is no longer "cool".

Now its all about making out, then regretting making out, then playing My Chemical Romance and cutting yourself while blogging on Myspace about how bad the making out was.

If you want a g/f now, you have to become their Baby Daddy.

(Totally playin, use the brick method)

captainlaziness

^^ROFLMFAO!!

mitchelltc1

I simply love this forum. You really do get a really good mix of good advice and good laughs. Anyhow, the plan from here on it, as I've gathered, is just not to have a plan. Be patient, be myself, and definitely spend more time just having fun getting along.

draxcaliber

oh, i got an idea!

take a cool picture of you and your tc, and put them on a business card, and when you meet hot chicks, just hand it to them!

"tim mitchell, scion tc owner"

Hyghgynx

1. People grieves differently. So a time table on your road to recovery is nearly impossible to determine.

2. WATCH "Swingers"!! That movie is great!!

3. Don't be so serious around women. Most (not ALL!) women will take a guy who can make them laugh over the muscle head. (Not that I'm fat or anything. )

4. Do the lunch thing. Less pressure on you and the girl. It' s more of a 'feeling out' process than a date.

5. Buy a bottle of "High Karate". I keed, I keed!!

scionofPCFL

It's not "be patient". At this point, you need to start telling yourself, "I don't need, want, or desire the complications a female brings into my life at this time." Think of it as a cleansing. You are not far enough removed from the last relationship to have insight on avoiding similar pitfalls that severed the last one (unless this split up was several months in the making in your head, in which case you'd have a pretty decent jump start on things). In business, they'd tell you "gain altitude" to see the bigger picture.

4.5 years is a fairly long time with someone. If you're not into random hookups and have no desire for that sort of thing, then you simply need to plaster a giant "NOT AVAILABLE FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT" sign on your head. (however, as coincidence would have it, the more unatainble you are, the more wool will be thrown your way)

There is nothing wrong with a temporary monkish lifestyle, despite marketing's best attempt to convince us all otherwise. Monks invented Guiness afterall.....

ChelsDS

If you want to screw around for fun, get this LINK, offer a girl a ride in your car, then show it to them before they sit down.

draxcaliber

oh man, i sooo need that sticker!

xIxAMxHOLLYWOODx

its all in the odds man. Especially here in SO Cal. broads here are of a different breed. Patience is key, nothing is wrong with you, you arent off your game. There will be A LOT of poor outcomes. thats how dating goes.

Go into it with no expectations...

captainlaziness

I've found that self-depreciating ***** humor works for me. :shrugs:

xIxAMxHOLLYWOODx

NO! you gotta talk about how youre the biggest they'll ever see! that way they're disappointed when they cross that bridge!

captainlaziness

No, no, no. You see, when you talk about being hung like a light switch (or tic tac) they will will be (pleasantly?) surprised that you're packin' a lil' smokey down there.

xIxAMxHOLLYWOODx

haaha, yea. Or you can buy a big truck and lift it with some 42" tires. that normally adds some inches...



or thats what the Bros here in so cal think.

captainlaziness

Or a Porsche.

xIxAMxHOLLYWOODx

yes, european cars work just as well