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Old 04-20-2006 | 12:06 AM
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Default World's Greatest Mystery Solved!!

I figured it out... all this time I had no idea. Then it hit me today.

For a brief recap, here's the problem:



And after a bit of research... some Google searches... and countless hours spent reading in my laboratory to candlelight... I finally have the solution and the missing piece of the puzzle.

Wait...



For...



It...



Solved!



That's right kids! Phase 2 has been Chuck Norris all along!
Old 04-20-2006 | 12:09 AM
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wtf?
Old 04-20-2006 | 12:11 AM
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double WTF?

Old 04-20-2006 | 12:12 AM
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ROFL!!!
Old 04-20-2006 | 12:13 AM
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And double ROFL.
Old 04-20-2006 | 12:15 AM
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You Fool! Everyone knows it's Chuck. The real question is...
What ISN'T Chuck Norris.
Old 04-20-2006 | 12:23 AM
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hmmmmmmm.... is he holding an UZI or a Drill Gun?,,, or a water pistol.....
Old 04-20-2006 | 12:25 AM
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That's one of the great things about Chuck Norris... you just NEVER KNOW!
Old 04-20-2006 | 12:40 AM
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That's actually Chuck Norris' index finger.
Old 04-20-2006 | 12:42 AM
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chuck you all
Old 04-20-2006 | 12:59 AM
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"Chuck Norris is the only man who can actually email a roundhouse kick".
Old 04-20-2006 | 01:55 AM
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So, whats up Chuck?
Old 04-20-2006 | 02:45 AM
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Old 04-20-2006 | 02:51 AM
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
Old 04-20-2006 | 02:55 AM
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Chuck Norris does not sleep.... he waits!
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This thread just made my whole week!!!
Old 04-20-2006 | 03:00 AM
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Originally Posted by robbiej
So, whats up Chuck?
Up Chuck is the result of bad booze......
Old 04-20-2006 | 05:08 AM
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his Dad did.
Old 04-20-2006 | 08:14 AM
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Originally Posted by trdtcpr
This thread just made my hole weak!!!
I had no Chuck Norris had that kind of effect on you.
Old 04-20-2006 | 09:50 AM
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Chuck Norris doesn't go to supermarkets for groceries but rather his local state park.



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