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04-20-2006 | 10:02 AM

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There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.

04-20-2006 | 10:27 AM

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This is just too funny.

04-20-2006 | 11:23 AM

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04-20-2006 | 12:41 PM

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I guess we're finding out where the true South Park fans are...

Either that or some of you REALLY love Chuck Norris.

04-20-2006 | 12:57 PM

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity......twice.

04-20-2006 | 02:53 PM

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i got the SP refrence, but this thread is funnier than that eppisode..... infinity twice-lol..... virginity b4 dad, effin great!

04-20-2006 | 03:00 PM

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When the boogeyman goes to sleep each night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

04-20-2006 | 03:01 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Brent_23M

i got the SP refrence, but this thread is funnier than that eppisode..... infinity twice-lol..... virginity b4 dad, effin great!

More: https://www.scionlife.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=115808

04-20-2006 | 03:49 PM

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thats too good^^

04-20-2006 | 09:52 PM

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This thread just made my hole weak!!!

I had no Chuck Norris had that kind of effect on you.

Sorry but I wrote it with a "w" as in complete!!

jaja

04-20-2006 | 09:55 PM

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Tweak will be so relieved!!!

04-20-2006 | 09:55 PM

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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

04-20-2006 | 10:03 PM

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i still don't get it wtf is chuck norris

04-20-2006 | 10:04 PM

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what no underwear???

talk about some preppy @$$ clothing wtf wears that kind of $#!t anyways?!?!?!?!

04-20-2006 | 10:10 PM

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i still don't get it wtf is chuck norris

WTF is chuck norris? Chuck Norris is the guy that once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

04-20-2006 | 10:14 PM

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lol did you guys know that someone once asked chuck norris to repeat himself.... the last thing they heard was the "whooshing" sound from his round house kick!

04-20-2006 | 10:19 PM

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Did you know that since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent?

04-20-2006 | 10:23 PM

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lol, did you also know he floats like a butterfly, but stings like a tomahawk missle at mach 3 in your face?!

04-20-2006 | 10:29 PM

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lol, did you also know he floats like a butterfly, but stings like a tomahawk missle at mach 3 in your face?!

Yeah, well I bet you didn't know that while filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.

04-20-2006 | 10:39 PM

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LOL that fu(kin hilarious

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