this goes out to everyone
#1
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Balliztik
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this goes out to everyone
i would like to say happy thanksgiving to all. i hope you all stay safe for the holiday and hope no one gets hurt or injured on black friday
and oh yeah GOOOOO dallas , miami, and Denver
and oh yeah GOOOOO dallas , miami, and Denver
#11
Originally Posted by ohcanada_00
becareful of all the drunk idiots on the road and have a safe happy Turkey day!
#12
I'm working on Black Friday. Luckily, I don't work retail anymore and most of the good deals I go for are usually small stuff like blank dvds or cds.
If there's ANY deal that I'm shooting for, it's one that's not even happening on Friday. Good luck to me!
Happy T, everyone! Let's be the gluttons we've always wanted to be! =D
If there's ANY deal that I'm shooting for, it's one that's not even happening on Friday. Good luck to me!
Happy T, everyone! Let's be the gluttons we've always wanted to be! =D
#13
shhhhhh it's the last moment for the next two days of quiet in my house... Turkey day sleep overs...
Here is the plan...
1.Start nursing an even beer buzz around 11:00ish, This will ensure that I don't
make a drunk mistake getting the turkey and glazed ham started.
2. 2:30/3:00 eat like a pig. No serious, pig sounds and all. This will be the start of
the annoying triats I'll take on to drive the family out of the house shortly after we
eat.
3. Finish dinner 2:45 to 3:15 (remember I said pig, pigs eat fast). Nursing of buzz will
be thrown out the window and replaced with mixed drinks.
4. 4:00 Nice dinner clothes will be replaced by speedo and slippers.
5. Resume my position at the table and proceed to flatuelently express my
satisfaction with dinner.
6. Start picking things up before everyone is done asking "who's doing all these damn
dishes".
7. After dinner activities. Suggest a game of hide and seek. They go hide and I'll give
the impression that I'm looking for them.
8. Keep asking the mother-in-law if she likes my speedo?
9. 5:00 if all goes as planned, I should have the house back to normal. Except
a bunch of great left-over's.
Have a great turkey day everyone... B-safe and wear loose pants...more room to expand if you know what I mean...
Here is the plan...
1.Start nursing an even beer buzz around 11:00ish, This will ensure that I don't
make a drunk mistake getting the turkey and glazed ham started.
2. 2:30/3:00 eat like a pig. No serious, pig sounds and all. This will be the start of
the annoying triats I'll take on to drive the family out of the house shortly after we
eat.
3. Finish dinner 2:45 to 3:15 (remember I said pig, pigs eat fast). Nursing of buzz will
be thrown out the window and replaced with mixed drinks.
4. 4:00 Nice dinner clothes will be replaced by speedo and slippers.
5. Resume my position at the table and proceed to flatuelently express my
satisfaction with dinner.
6. Start picking things up before everyone is done asking "who's doing all these damn
dishes".
7. After dinner activities. Suggest a game of hide and seek. They go hide and I'll give
the impression that I'm looking for them.
8. Keep asking the mother-in-law if she likes my speedo?
9. 5:00 if all goes as planned, I should have the house back to normal. Except
a bunch of great left-over's.
Have a great turkey day everyone... B-safe and wear loose pants...more room to expand if you know what I mean...