Warning to Everyone about Tickets..
08-10-2021, 03:41 PM
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found this story on how to get out of ticket...
A funny thing happened: I got pulled over on the highway for doing 15 mph over the speed limit. As the officer walked up to my car, I rolled my windows down.
My adorable seven-year-old granddaughter started yelling from the back seat: "It's coming out! I can't hold it any longer! It's almost here, Paw-Paw!!"
The trooper heard her screams, leaned in her window and asked, "What's going on here?" She looked him dead in the face and said, "I've got poop coming outta my butt!" He laughed, and asked how far I had to go, which was about two miles from home. He told me to drive safe and get Miss Thang home to do her business. He could not stop chuckling.
As soon as we pulled away, I asked, "What the hell was that about?" The kid smirked and replied, "I saw it on YouTube, but I didn't think it would work." I said. "So... you're not pooping?" She said, "Nope, and you're not in trouble either." This kid is my hero.
My adorable seven-year-old granddaughter started yelling from the back seat: "It's coming out! I can't hold it any longer! It's almost here, Paw-Paw!!"
The trooper heard her screams, leaned in her window and asked, "What's going on here?" She looked him dead in the face and said, "I've got poop coming outta my butt!" He laughed, and asked how far I had to go, which was about two miles from home. He told me to drive safe and get Miss Thang home to do her business. He could not stop chuckling.
As soon as we pulled away, I asked, "What the hell was that about?" The kid smirked and replied, "I saw it on YouTube, but I didn't think it would work." I said. "So... you're not pooping?" She said, "Nope, and you're not in trouble either." This kid is my hero.
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