foreverandaminute

would that, plus sunlight and heat, damage the wipers?

i ask 'cause...

i've got some prankster co-workers that keep raising my wipers while i'm working
the first time i thought it was funny, but now it's just annoying
i wanna give 'em a nice slippery surprise they try it again, and i know they will

also, i always thought of doing this while going to events like HIN, cause they always leave their business cards and flyers on your windshield, and i just hate people touching my baby

yellowxhoodie

iTrader: (16)

lol.
just take your wipers off for a day.
hell go to put them up and be like WTF!?
or better yet, take his off anf put them back on upside down or something.

krazyscion

dang that sux having ppl mess with ur car like that....

i would rather that than having my car keyed or messed with other ways...

just had the craziest thing run through my mind just now...taser wipers! give them the shock of their lives

yellowxhoodie

iTrader: (16)

or just stand back and hit the panic button when theyre doing it.
i did that to my buddy when he was looking in my grill and he jump so fast that he smacked his head on the car, i seriously was ROFL'ing in my garage for like 10 minutes.

Somack_59

i did that to a guy who was "examining" my car..... while i was in the resturant watching my car.....and the guy kneels down to look at my front bumper...and i hit the panic botton and he falls...gets up and looks around...me and my buddies were crackin up...ahahah

TeeCizzle

Why don't you "Man-Up"...tell your co-workers NOT to mess with your car!.....Geez....

CarbonXe

iTrader: (1)

WTF will petroleum jelly do to prevent people from doing this? All you're doing is giving them a reason to go jerk off after they mess with your car.

krazyscion

they might just wipe the petroleum jelly on ur car somewhere after they touch it anyway lol

a_german_named_hans

have you tried putting the wipers up yourself when you get into work. Maybe they'll put them down in that case.

^^ LMAO Carbon.

xdejablu3x

haha i used to do that to my friends cars back in high school. sometimes when they are driving off i pretend and ask them for something but instead walk over to their wipers and pull them up.

BZinn1

Maybe they are flirting with you..........

foreverandaminute

i would if i knew who exactly is doing it
there are about 60 people that work where i work

05-RS1

put your wipers up yourself. that way they can't do it and get the "pleasure" out of doing it. it'll ruin the fun for them. worked for me

KINGxOFxSKA

Why don't you just hide out and watch for yourself who's doing it? Then you can confront them about it.

jackotamo

You can punch them in the throat once you find out, petro jelly like vaseline though is not recommended for condoms, although condoms are not vulcanized. I dont know what the effect of it will be on vulcanized rubber.

xdejablu3x

why dont you just call up chuck norris and ask him if he can stay in your car while your at work? that should solve everything.

kiss_kiss_kill

^ I just lol'd at that statement.

iKONA

Smear some of it n his wiper blades and before he pulls out to go home take a spritzer bottle and do a squirt or to on his windshield so it makes him turn the wipers on

oceaner

Hire the "Cheaters" crew and catch them red handed on TV!!!

matt

i think if you did that, they would just wipe their hands on your car and exacerbate the problem.