So now i dont leave my roof open anymore whan i part my tC, i keep it closed. Some bird had perfect aim and got some of their crap on my seat when i came out of a store. just there on my seat and i look up and notice my roof is open. erg!!! thats just annoying haha oh well but what are the chances??

 

well i dunno if this is lucky for me...

I come back to my car and notice 2 crap stains on my hatch window...

so i open the hatch to get some paper towels...

just then i hear something that sounded like 2 car doors slamming in the distance...


i pull the hatch down and notice more crap, right where my head was....


So i guess im lucky that the tC is a hatch back!

 

time for anti-aircraft missles attached to the rear of the car.. active radar searching for dirty birds.. forget rice.. let's talk assault!! bird comes in.. and voila! bird is taken out.. and you have a nice clean car.. okay now all we have to do is get the aftermarket people in on this!! we can make a fortune!!

 

that reminds me of a funny comercial for a car a while back - with a squad of 'attack pigeons' chasing down car trying to crap on it but couldn't catch it or something..


don't remember well as its been a while.
but oh well - its rare, but that'll happen.

 

yeah i think it was a nissan commercial.. the birds were radioing to each other.. and one bird said "roger dirty bird".. then guy goes into his garage and the bird slams into the garage door.. never made it.. lol

 

theres another funny bird-car commercial
its an ad for the Ford Sport Ka... ill try to find a link

 

Did you see the cat commercial for the Sport Ka?

 

yeah.. that was funny too
the bird one made me cry from laughter though

 

bird one : http://www.thedierks.com/allowe/video/FordKAbird.mpeg

cat one : http://www.thedierks.com/allowe/video/FordKAcat.mpeg

animal lovers... dont worry, its computer animation. no animals were hurt in the making.


.... enjoy!

 

I've seen these clips a few times now...they still make me giggle uncontrolably!!!

 

Holy **** those are funny...