Pulled over by Harley Cop... Dialogue
#1
Pulled over by Harley Cop... Dialogue
So I was going to my job today at the mall, and I saw a cop on the Harley at the stop light coming out of the mall as I was pulling in. I saw him and figured he would notice my lack of front plate, or my exhaust so I hurried up and parked, got out of the car, locked it, and started walking into the mall...
Cop: Not so fast.
Me: Yes sir.
Cop: License and insurance please.
Me: I forgot my wallet sir.
Cop: You know I'm going to have to arrest you, you know?
Me: Really?
Cop: Whats your name?
Me: James A. Peters (Spelled it all)
Cop: No you aren't, you are John Baker...
Me: No sir. I am James, A. Peters.
Cop: Well you are in luck today, you won the 50/50 chance of this government computer working and I found you in the system... Is this you?
Me: Yes sir. (Thank God)
Cop: Well I'm not going to have to arest you today.
Me: I appreciate it sir, because I wasn't looking forward to riding on the back of that Harley.
Cop: Yea I wouldn't want to ride with a fat sweaty dude like me neither.
Me: Giggle
Cop: Well here is your ticket for not having a front license plate. Ask me how you get out of it.
Me: How do I get out of it sir?
Cop: Take a pic with your phone after you get it on and take it to your court date. Here's your ticket for no license. Ask me how you get out of it.
Me: How do I get out of it sir?
Cop: Take it with you to the court date. Here's your ticket for no insurance. If you are catching on, go ahead and say how you get out of it.
Me: Yea I did that already when I got my insurance ticket along with my second tint ticket after having the car for 2 days. Take it to the court date... Got it.
Cop: Well James, you seem like a pretty cool guy, and your record is very clean. You haven't been arrested before have you?
Me: No sir and I'm glad not to be arrested today.
Cop: I won't give you a ticket for the exhaust because you would have to get it all removed, plus I don't like to give them out.
Me: I'm glad to hear that sir.
Cop: Just so you know though, it is illegal to alter your exhaust in ANY way, and you need to be careful in town.
Me: That's why I hardly ever drive through town. (Smile)
Cop: Good idea haha!
We both shake hands and wish each other a good day, and go our seperate ways. Finally a decent cop in Peoria!
Cop: Not so fast.
Me: Yes sir.
Cop: License and insurance please.
Me: I forgot my wallet sir.
Cop: You know I'm going to have to arrest you, you know?
Me: Really?
Cop: Whats your name?
Me: James A. Peters (Spelled it all)
Cop: No you aren't, you are John Baker...
Me: No sir. I am James, A. Peters.
Cop: Well you are in luck today, you won the 50/50 chance of this government computer working and I found you in the system... Is this you?
Me: Yes sir. (Thank God)
Cop: Well I'm not going to have to arest you today.
Me: I appreciate it sir, because I wasn't looking forward to riding on the back of that Harley.
Cop: Yea I wouldn't want to ride with a fat sweaty dude like me neither.
Me: Giggle
Cop: Well here is your ticket for not having a front license plate. Ask me how you get out of it.
Me: How do I get out of it sir?
Cop: Take a pic with your phone after you get it on and take it to your court date. Here's your ticket for no license. Ask me how you get out of it.
Me: How do I get out of it sir?
Cop: Take it with you to the court date. Here's your ticket for no insurance. If you are catching on, go ahead and say how you get out of it.
Me: Yea I did that already when I got my insurance ticket along with my second tint ticket after having the car for 2 days. Take it to the court date... Got it.
Cop: Well James, you seem like a pretty cool guy, and your record is very clean. You haven't been arrested before have you?
Me: No sir and I'm glad not to be arrested today.
Cop: I won't give you a ticket for the exhaust because you would have to get it all removed, plus I don't like to give them out.
Me: I'm glad to hear that sir.
Cop: Just so you know though, it is illegal to alter your exhaust in ANY way, and you need to be careful in town.
Me: That's why I hardly ever drive through town. (Smile)
Cop: Good idea haha!
We both shake hands and wish each other a good day, and go our seperate ways. Finally a decent cop in Peoria!
#7
Originally Posted by 808tC
eh......he still gave you a ticket so I vote to not a cool cop. his attitude is fine but I thought it was pretty dirty to give you a ticket. A warning would of been better. Going to court is a waste of time
#10
Originally Posted by 808tC
eh......he still gave you a ticket so I vote to not a cool cop. his attitude is fine but I thought it was pretty dirty to give you a ticket. A warning would of been better. Going to court is a waste of time
I'd say that cop was actually quite good. That could have been way, way, way worse.
PRO TIP #1: Always keep your insurance card in your car.
PRO TIP #2: Write your DL# on your insurance card that you're now keeping in your car (or memorize it). I'm not sure if it works this way in IL, but in MO, you don't get in serious trouble if you don't have your license on you; they just look you up. Maybe we just don't have useless computer systems that never work, I dunno.
#11
Originally Posted by AnyMeans
Pretty sure its just another all encompassing vague law made by the State of Illinois. We cant have any fun. They are even starting to clamp down on the Harleys with the baffles removed.
#16
Originally Posted by jBoRiCuA
you got 3 tickets.. lmfao.. how much was everything? lucky you didnt get a 4th one
#17
Originally Posted by AnyMeans
Originally Posted by 808tC
eh......he still gave you a ticket so I vote to not a cool cop. his attitude is fine but I thought it was pretty dirty to give you a ticket. A warning would of been better. Going to court is a waste of time
#18
Originally Posted by AnyMeans
Originally Posted by jBoRiCuA
you got 3 tickets.. lmfao.. how much was everything? lucky you didnt get a 4th one