Let's play a game!

It's called "You know when you're a mod addict when (blank)." The point of the game is to fill in the blank space.

Here is my answer:

... you are in debt with two credit card companies and have planned to save your next two checks for bills, but you still want those front Koni Yellows, DC Sports header and exhaust, and K&N Typhoon cold air intake!

The story of my life, guys... the story of my life!

 

...You can build a stock Scion with all the parts you have replaced.

 

you can look at a check that expired 12 months ago and wonder if you can still find a way to cash it.

 

you know your a Scion addict when you know your UPS, FedEx and, postal carrier's names by heart, even worse when you ask how their family is doing.

 

...the neighbors stop asking if something is wrong with your new car for the hood to be up and just wander over and say"What now?"

 

I've cracked up on all of those comments! Y'all keep 'em comin'!

 

By the way, are all of these true/semi-true stories?

 

my neighbor shakes his head so much I swear he has palsey....

 

Whenever I say I'm going shopping that generally is followed by someone saying: "what are you buying for your car now" in a sarcastic tone. That is regardless of if its a car part or toilet paper.

 

Now who could that someone be??????

 

The insurance company can no longer classify your car as a Scion xA/xB/tC. and instead give you your own personal model classification.

 

You can take your car aprt and put it back together in 30 minutes or less

 

^^and that allows you classsify as a certified one man pit crew

 

Just about everyone I work with, know as a friend, immediate members of the family, my girlfriend, members of congress, and the princess of Canada.

I can't officially back that Canada statement with any form of paperwork though.

 

you have emailed all the body kit companies about making more body kits for your xA

 

your girlfriend leaves you because you admit that you love the car more than her and spent more on it too!

 

Your Girlfriend leaves you... And you didn't notice. That's okay because you have hitting on the girl at the parts dept. (and she talks dirty to you in part numbers!)

 

i always get told, why fix your car when its not broke, it aint broke just improving on it yeah yeah yeah that was lame

 

HA! That is hilarious!!!!

Mine:

"You know when you're a mod addict when..."

...You read several manufactures'parts catologues cover to cover every month/quater/year when they come out!

 

The aftermarket companies have told you if you don't quit calling so much, they are going on the Nationwide Do Not Call List.