Secret Society of Scion (xB) Modders
#1
Secret Society of Scion (xB) Modders
Hey guy this was brought up in one of the post, name was thought of by Lil_Deuce_tCoupe. I'm sure you've all done it, I'm sure you have your little secrets that your itchin to tell someone, but can't cause you MODDED your car, behind your parents, wife, hushands, fiancee's, ___/ straight partners back, here's your chance! Join the CLUB and tell us your "I secretly modded....behind my...backs" story!
Lil_Deuce_tCoupe wrote:
(as long as the wife or parents say it's ok!).
I've so far installed an INJEN SES exhaust, on my car while my parents were at work. The stock exhuast I can't leave anywhere soo I piled my dirty laundry on top of it. I don't think they have any idea....well at least I hope they're not...
Lil_Deuce_tCoupe wrote:
Perhaps we need to start the SSSM (Secret Society of Scion Modders), to help others in the same boat find believeable excuses and ways to mod without getting caught - I mean.... to stand up for ourselves as men and do whatever we want!
I've so far installed an INJEN SES exhaust, on my car while my parents were at work. The stock exhuast I can't leave anywhere soo I piled my dirty laundry on top of it. I don't think they have any idea....well at least I hope they're not...
#3
ya well, it was like this on my old car, cause when i baught the car my parents signed with me and they told me not to mod it and i thought it came with everything i wanted and shortly after joining the msprotege.com forum i wanted to mod everything, so i started ordering parts and putting them on, finally i got caught and my dad decided to help me until... POW 4 motors 2 tranny's and 2 clutches later they were begging me to get rid of the cursed car ;) just be careful. hiding stuff isn't a good thing.
#4
I can see myself becoming an SSSM member. When I bought my xB I got the more expensive one because it had all the things I wanted on it and I made the mistake of telling my wife that I wouldn't need to make changes. One problem, coming on here, I have found many more things I'd like to do!
#5
I feel like you guys read my mind. Like someone realy understand the pain and sufering of a _____i wife that thinks our boxes are ok the way they are that no mods are necesary and nothing is wrong with them. But i know there is so much potential in this car so much to do to it maybe they yust see a shiny new car but when i look at it i see a cambas a blank page to write someting special an ICON someting that is one of a kind and is sad not to be able to work whit it and make sonthing special about it.
#8
Originally Posted by graffixtoker3899
mise as well cut off your d.ick. Never will be a part of this club
#10
The kids doing stuff behind their parents back, I can understand. I even admire it.
Married guys though? How you guys do it, I'll never understand. Every married guy I know complains about married life. Then when they go to use the bathroom or leave the room, their wives complain about married life. WTF?
Well... remember how you got married? By playing the game! Then what happened? You stopped playing the game! If you want to mod your Scion, you need a counter-nag. Do your homework. Women do little things that annoy us... and even if they don't annoy us, THEY don't know it doesn't annoy us. For instance, most women will always squeeze the toothpaste from the middle. That's just retarded. I'd save that one though, cause it works better if you can preface it with, "For _____ years I've kept quiet about this...". Another counter-nag is the small strips of toilet paper they throw away in the garbage can in the bathroom. Seriously, what's up with that? The toilet BOWL is like six inches away. The garbage can in the bathroom is for beer cans and Q-tips, not toilet paper. Another good counter-nag are those silly fluffy toilet seat covers, which when combined with the silly fluffy toilet lid cover, makes it impossible for the toilet seat to stay upright on it's own. No guy in his right mind ever walked past this combo in Walmart and thought to himself, "Hey... I need one of those."
Come on modders... that's just the bathroom. With a little extra awareness, you can dig up enough counter-nags to mod a xB into a Landcruiser. Use them wisely, though, because once played... it can never be used again... with that wife.
Then again, I'm single with a fridge full of beer and condiments, so what do I know?
Married guys though? How you guys do it, I'll never understand. Every married guy I know complains about married life. Then when they go to use the bathroom or leave the room, their wives complain about married life. WTF?
Well... remember how you got married? By playing the game! Then what happened? You stopped playing the game! If you want to mod your Scion, you need a counter-nag. Do your homework. Women do little things that annoy us... and even if they don't annoy us, THEY don't know it doesn't annoy us. For instance, most women will always squeeze the toothpaste from the middle. That's just retarded. I'd save that one though, cause it works better if you can preface it with, "For _____ years I've kept quiet about this...". Another counter-nag is the small strips of toilet paper they throw away in the garbage can in the bathroom. Seriously, what's up with that? The toilet BOWL is like six inches away. The garbage can in the bathroom is for beer cans and Q-tips, not toilet paper. Another good counter-nag are those silly fluffy toilet seat covers, which when combined with the silly fluffy toilet lid cover, makes it impossible for the toilet seat to stay upright on it's own. No guy in his right mind ever walked past this combo in Walmart and thought to himself, "Hey... I need one of those."
Come on modders... that's just the bathroom. With a little extra awareness, you can dig up enough counter-nags to mod a xB into a Landcruiser. Use them wisely, though, because once played... it can never be used again... with that wife.
Then again, I'm single with a fridge full of beer and condiments, so what do I know?
#11
Originally Posted by 13edge
Well... remember how you got married? By playing the game! Then what happened? You stopped playing the game! If you want to mod your Scion, you need a counter-nag. Do your homework. Women do little things that annoy us... and even if they don't annoy us, THEY don't know it doesn't annoy us. For instance, most women will always squeeze the toothpaste from the middle. That's just retarded. I'd save that one though, cause it works better if you can preface it with, "For _____ years I've kept quiet about this...". Another counter-nag is the small strips of toilet paper they throw away in the garbage can in the bathroom. Seriously, what's up with that? The toilet BOWL is like six inches away. The garbage can in the bathroom is for beer cans and Q-tips, not toilet paper. Another good counter-nag are those silly fluffy toilet seat covers, which when combined with the silly fluffy toilet lid cover, makes it impossible for the toilet seat to stay upright on it's own. No guy in his right mind ever walked past this combo in Walmart and thought to himself, "Hey... I need one of those."
Then again, I'm single with a fridge full of beer and condiments, so what do I know?
Then again, I'm single with a fridge full of beer and condiments, so what do I know?
I don't get why married guys put up with so much either, I see it all the time at work since it's kinda like a men's toy store where I work. And I get some many guys who say "okay well I gotta bring the wife in and have her take a look at it" even if the wife is not going to have anything to do with what they purchase.
I do have an idea as to why married guys do some of the things they do for their wives, the same reason why I'd do some stuff for my (now ex) girlfriends, because if I don't do it, they don't do me. lol I mean to put it plain and simple, I'm sure plenty of married and some unmarried ones have been threatened with her holding back on getting some, so you have to make your little sacrifices for the greater good. lol But...when it came to MY stuff, and MY money, then I did whatever I wanted. I guess there's at least one good reason that gays aren't allowed to marry. She can't get half of my stuff! lol
Of course right now I'm in the same boat as 13edge, single and with a fridge full of condiments and soda, and stuff to make burritos, but I can totally survive on burritos because they rule! lol
#12
Originally Posted by Happybonbon
Originally Posted by 13edge
Well... remember how you got married? By playing the game! Then what happened? You stopped playing the game! If you want to mod your Scion, you need a counter-nag. Do your homework. Women do little things that annoy us... and even if they don't annoy us, THEY don't know it doesn't annoy us. For instance, most women will always squeeze the toothpaste from the middle. That's just retarded. I'd save that one though, cause it works better if you can preface it with, "For _____ years I've kept quiet about this...". Another counter-nag is the small strips of toilet paper they throw away in the garbage can in the bathroom. Seriously, what's up with that? The toilet BOWL is like six inches away. The garbage can in the bathroom is for beer cans and Q-tips, not toilet paper. Another good counter-nag are those silly fluffy toilet seat covers, which when combined with the silly fluffy toilet lid cover, makes it impossible for the toilet seat to stay upright on it's own. No guy in his right mind ever walked past this combo in Walmart and thought to himself, "Hey... I need one of those."
Then again, I'm single with a fridge full of beer and condiments, so what do I know?
Then again, I'm single with a fridge full of beer and condiments, so what do I know?
I don't get why married guys put up with so much either, I see it all the time at work since it's kinda like a men's toy store where I work. And I get some many guys who say "okay well I gotta bring the wife in and have her take a look at it" even if the wife is not going to have anything to do with what they purchase.
I do have an idea as to why married guys do some of the things they do for their wives, the same reason why I'd do some stuff for my (now ex) girlfriends, because if I don't do it, they don't do me. lol I mean to put it plain and simple, I'm sure plenty of married and some unmarried ones have been threatened with her holding back on getting some, so you have to make your little sacrifices for the greater good. lol But...when it came to MY stuff, and MY money, then I did whatever I wanted. I guess there's at least one good reason that gays aren't allowed to marry. She can't get half of my stuff! lol
Of course right now I'm in the same boat as 13edge, single and with a fridge full of condiments and soda, and stuff to make burritos, but I can totally survive on burritos because they rule! lol
#16
Originally Posted by dugzillaxb
My wife is freaking awesome, when I want to do a mod all she says is "if that's what you want to do".
#19
I wont be in the club either...I paid for my car myself and my wife is buying me rims for my birthday so I don't have anything to worry about. I think that if your parents had to sign for you to get your car you should respect their wishes not to mod it since they will probably be the ones who end up paying for the damages you may cause with your mods...
#20
I wont be in the club either...I paid for my car myself and my wife is buying me rims for my birthday so I don't have anything to worry about. I think that if your parents had to sign for you to get your car you should respect their wishes not to mod it since they will probably be the ones who end up paying for the damages you may cause with your mods...