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Old 03-04-2005, 01:20 AM
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now thats bad
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Old 03-04-2005, 10:57 AM
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yeah one of my best friends called it a litter box.. one of my grandmother's employees asked where I got the box of matches.
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Old 03-04-2005, 11:43 AM
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this thread is great
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Old 03-04-2005, 12:19 PM
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Last weekend my wife and I were at my brother-in-law and sister-in-law's house and we were all inside waiting for my brother-in-law to come home from his rabbit hunting excursion, when he walked in the door and asked "who left the box out in the driveway." Of course we all laughed out loud when we finally figured out what 'BOX' he was talking about. It was their first time to see the xB so it was pretty quick and witty.
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Originally Posted by kita
My favorite so far was from my wife.....I was deciding on color for my soon to be xB. I was thinking white...maybe black. Had too many black cars lately and thought the white would say clean better.

She said: "don't get white....it will look like somebody knocked over a refrigerator."

soooo, I'm now the proud owner of a new camo xB!!!
thats awesome, makes me want to get a camo xb, maybe sometime in the future, it'll be able to play with my tC
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Old 03-04-2005, 09:38 PM
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Took a road trip down south this summer. Got all kinds of crazy looks on the highway from state to state. Explained the damn thing about 6,458,112 times, by the time I got to North Carolina someone came up to me with the usual question.....
what the hell is that thing.
My response................

rednecksayswhat?

him: what?

Me: rednecksayswhat?

him: Dang......what did you say?

Me: Exactly!

The I proceeded to drive away.
My GF could not stop laughing for the next 50miles. Guess you had to be there.
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Old 03-04-2005, 09:53 PM
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"Is it electric?" or "Is that a hybrid?" apparently Minnesotans are obsessed with alternative fuels.
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Originally Posted by kita
My favorite so far was from my wife.....I was deciding on color for my soon to be xB. I was thinking white...maybe black. Had too many black cars lately and thought the white would say clean better.

She said: "don't get white....it will look like somebody knocked over a refrigerator."

soooo, I'm now the proud owner of a new camo xB!!!
more like knocked over a refrigerator onto a rollerskate!!!
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Old 03-05-2005, 12:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Placebo
some people say it looks like a chevy astro.

I dont see how it does.
I had a '97 Astro for quite a while-if you left in the dryer too long and shrunk the thirsty POS to about 1/3 its original size and slapped euros on it they would look exactly alike-except no xbs come in fugly a$$ metallic forest green!
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I haven't had mine long enough to get many negative comments, but when I showed my wife the 2.0, she did say that it looked like the 'short bus', and that I would probably want one to bring back memories...

I chuckled.

I decided on black because when its clean, its so damn cool.
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Old 03-08-2005, 10:10 AM
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not really another insult, but kind of funny. I was somewhere saturday, and was out by my car later in the evening, and as this woman walks buy, she says. I love your box, I drive a honda box.
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Old 03-08-2005, 10:55 AM
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Originally Posted by grnxb
aztek- incredible that anyone bought one. Just read the AAA mag that came in the mail, they listed it in their ugliest cars or worst cars ever made. their production may cease at the end of the year.

Which ever designer came up with that idea for the Aztek, should be shot and then buried in an Aztek. The ugliest Aztek you will ever see is the dark puke green. It makes the Gremlin and AMC Pacer look like exotic rides.

I'm starting to wish I got an xB as well considering I was always checking out a neighbor's bB back in Japan. But the RS1 xA caught my eye... Well, the wife still needs a car after she gets a license to drive in the US... I could give her the xA... yeah...
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Old 03-08-2005, 08:13 PM
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Originally Posted by necroviax
not really another insult, but kind of funny. I was somewhere saturday, and was out by my car later in the evening, and as this woman walks buy, she says. I love your box, I drive a honda box.
You should have asked to see her "box"

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Old 03-08-2005, 08:14 PM
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^^^ lol
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Old 03-08-2005, 08:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Scionic Librarian
Originally Posted by THE DON
Originally Posted by pharynx
The comments from the F250 losers are great, i like hwo their huge, nasty raised truck gets 13 mpg. Then they go back to their house which is groomed once a year, and still has their christmas lights on.


-THE DON
Holy crap, you hit the nail on the head!
Yeah.. why is it that the pickup truck drivers are the ones who always comment?
And my submission I heard from a guy at work (with a Ford pickup)..
"It looks like the Gumby mobile!" What? "It looks like the car Gumby drives in."
Gumby never drove a car anyway.. it was him and the damn donkey..
Because many of the big pickup drivers have their entire sense of masculinity wrapped up in what they drive. ***** compensation owns them.
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Originally Posted by chadfo
Don't worry about it being classified as a wagon. It keeps your insurance down.
Wagons are cooler than SUVs.
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Old 03-08-2005, 08:18 PM
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Originally Posted by ChiJohn
My mom said my Polar White looks like a moon rover.
Dad calls it a milk truck.

I'm OK with that.
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Old 03-08-2005, 08:21 PM
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lol everytime I go in to my insuracne and there is someone new I get a different classification van, wagon and the latest was suv now thats a stretch
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Old 03-08-2005, 08:23 PM
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Originally Posted by DebDalton
lol everytime I go in to my insuracne and there is someone new I get a different classification van, wagon and the latest was suv now thats a stretch
Well, inside the door jamb, where the VIN is, it says "MPV", thats for Multi Purpose Vehicle, which is what it said inside the door of my '88 Land Cruiser. There is something to that because only SUV's are allowed to have factory tinted windows in the rear 3/4. Wagons are not.
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"the fuji box"
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