What's your favorite xB insult?
#244
Last weekend my wife and I were at my brother-in-law and sister-in-law's house and we were all inside waiting for my brother-in-law to come home from his rabbit hunting excursion, when he walked in the door and asked "who left the box out in the driveway." Of course we all laughed out loud when we finally figured out what 'BOX' he was talking about. It was their first time to see the xB so it was pretty quick and witty.
#245
Originally Posted by kita
My favorite so far was from my wife.....I was deciding on color for my soon to be xB. I was thinking white...maybe black. Had too many black cars lately and thought the white would say clean better.
She said: "don't get white....it will look like somebody knocked over a refrigerator."
soooo, I'm now the proud owner of a new camo xB!!!
She said: "don't get white....it will look like somebody knocked over a refrigerator."
soooo, I'm now the proud owner of a new camo xB!!!
#246
Took a road trip down south this summer. Got all kinds of crazy looks on the highway from state to state. Explained the damn thing about 6,458,112 times, by the time I got to North Carolina someone came up to me with the usual question.....
what the hell is that thing.
My response................
rednecksayswhat?
him: what?
Me: rednecksayswhat?
him: Dang......what did you say?
Me: Exactly!
The I proceeded to drive away.
My GF could not stop laughing for the next 50miles. Guess you had to be there.
what the hell is that thing.
My response................
rednecksayswhat?
him: what?
Me: rednecksayswhat?
him: Dang......what did you say?
Me: Exactly!
The I proceeded to drive away.
My GF could not stop laughing for the next 50miles. Guess you had to be there.
#248
Originally Posted by kita
My favorite so far was from my wife.....I was deciding on color for my soon to be xB. I was thinking white...maybe black. Had too many black cars lately and thought the white would say clean better.
She said: "don't get white....it will look like somebody knocked over a refrigerator."
soooo, I'm now the proud owner of a new camo xB!!!
She said: "don't get white....it will look like somebody knocked over a refrigerator."
soooo, I'm now the proud owner of a new camo xB!!!
#249
Originally Posted by Placebo
some people say it looks like a chevy astro.
I dont see how it does.
I dont see how it does.
#250
I haven't had mine long enough to get many negative comments, but when I showed my wife the 2.0, she did say that it looked like the 'short bus', and that I would probably want one to bring back memories...
I chuckled.
I decided on black because when its clean, its so damn cool.
I chuckled.
I decided on black because when its clean, its so damn cool.
#252
Originally Posted by grnxb
aztek- incredible that anyone bought one. Just read the AAA mag that came in the mail, they listed it in their ugliest cars or worst cars ever made. their production may cease at the end of the year.
Which ever designer came up with that idea for the Aztek, should be shot and then buried in an Aztek. The ugliest Aztek you will ever see is the dark puke green. It makes the Gremlin and AMC Pacer look like exotic rides.
I'm starting to wish I got an xB as well considering I was always checking out a neighbor's bB back in Japan. But the RS1 xA caught my eye... Well, the wife still needs a car after she gets a license to drive in the US... I could give her the xA... yeah...
#253
Originally Posted by necroviax
not really another insult, but kind of funny. I was somewhere saturday, and was out by my car later in the evening, and as this woman walks buy, she says. I love your box, I drive a honda box.
#255
Originally Posted by Scionic Librarian
Originally Posted by THE DON
Originally Posted by pharynx
The comments from the F250 losers are great, i like hwo their huge, nasty raised truck gets 13 mpg. Then they go back to their house which is groomed once a year, and still has their christmas lights on.
-THE DON
Yeah.. why is it that the pickup truck drivers are the ones who always comment?
And my submission I heard from a guy at work (with a Ford pickup)..
"It looks like the Gumby mobile!" What? "It looks like the car Gumby drives in."
Gumby never drove a car anyway.. it was him and the damn donkey..
#259
Originally Posted by DebDalton
lol everytime I go in to my insuracne and there is someone new I get a different classification van, wagon and the latest was suv now thats a stretch