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03-08-2005, 09:03 PM

#261

krollmonster

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I had a friend of mine say, "Who owns that clown car parked outside?" And I replied, "I don't know, are you looking for a job?" hahaha

03-09-2005, 06:55 AM

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worst one yet....little black girl points and laughs.....and says "AHAHAHAA"

-my responce...."thats funny your taking the bus at least i can afford to buy it "

03-09-2005, 05:58 PM

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i think the worst one i got was when i was driving my friends xb and some idiot asks me "hey did you make that thing yourself" and the worst part was he was serious
i have also been asked if it is the new bigger mini cooper!!!!

03-09-2005, 07:05 PM

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These are still funny keep them coming people.

03-09-2005, 09:58 PM

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fachiro1

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The XB is an SUV. Slow Utility Vehicle.

03-09-2005, 10:47 PM

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maxsin

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My friends call it a soccer mom van.

03-09-2005, 11:29 PM

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to fachiro: I dont know my little hamster runs his ___ off

03-09-2005, 11:48 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by cingham

worst one yet....little black girl points and laughs.....and says "AHAHAHAA"

-my responce...."thats funny your taking the bus at least i can afford to buy it "

You gotta work on your race relations meng; I've never once seen someone comment about a girl, then had to explicitly use her race to get a one up. Why not, "a little girl pointed and laughed?" Pretty sure we'd all get the point. sighhhhh, and people ask why the US has a black history month? People, i give you the answer.

03-09-2005, 11:53 PM

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jackINtheBOX

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a guy came up to me and said "does it ran off a rubberband."

03-09-2005, 11:56 PM

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fachiro1

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Yeah, but it aint no STI!

Sometimes I think my Box is actually fast though. At least it sounds the part with my Invidia exhaust. But I love my box regardless of what other think about it. It has got to be the coolest car around. Kind of a retro-futuristist-peoplemover. RFP

03-10-2005, 05:20 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by DebDalton

to fachiro: I dont know my little hamster runs his ___ off

Hardest workin hamster in show business!

03-10-2005, 05:24 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by cingham

worst one yet....little black girl points and laughs.....and says "AHAHAHAA"

-my responce...."thats funny your taking the bus at least i can afford to buy it "

If he had said "a little girl with brown hair and blue eyes" that would have been fine.

He was describing the girl, not being a bigot.

Political correctness sucks. M'kay?

03-10-2005, 05:40 PM

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My 2 bosses think it's cool but I still catch heat for it.

He told me to put (some name of a shoe or shoebox company) on the top.

03-10-2005, 07:13 PM

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My Father-in-law said the black ones look like a Hearse for Clown Midgets

03-10-2005, 07:22 PM

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I think worst insult I've got is "Nice Element"

03-10-2005, 10:26 PM

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I think worst insult I've got is "Nice Element"

Ouch!

That's the worst one I've heard yet.

Them's fightin words!

03-10-2005, 11:32 PM

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Last year, I got a bug rock chip in my windshield. Longo wanted some ridiculous 700.00 to replace it so I went to a local auto glass shop. He looks at my car and goes and brings out the glass and prepares to do the install. I'm waiting in the waiting room and he comes back and says they don't have the glass. He had the glass for an Element.