What's your favorite xB insult?
10-26-2004, 12:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Camden
My favorite was not creative, but it was ironic. Guy drives past me going the other way, yells "Scions suck!" at me. I didn't pay any attention to him before he said that, so I had to look in my side mirror to see what he was driving. Gave me a giggle: he was in a Toyota Camry!
LOL.... you haven't gotten an "Oh RATS!" comment yet !?
Hey there Camden.. Met you up in boston, sat and chatted about cameras. Missed you down in Philly.
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10-26-2004, 12:22 AM
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Another great southern redneck declarative:
"Hey man! You got a box!"
They sure do have a tremendous grasp of the obvious.
After purchasing his cigarettes he proceeded to question me about the car and examined it inside and out like was interested in one for himself.
"Hey man! You got a box!"
They sure do have a tremendous grasp of the obvious.
After purchasing his cigarettes he proceeded to question me about the car and examined it inside and out like was interested in one for himself.
10-26-2004, 12:48 AM
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My favorite to date is " thats the ugliest piece of crap i've ever seen" then for kicks followed him out to his vehicle. A mid 70's fullsize chevy 1/2 ton in a brilliant variety of different colored body parts, not including all the rust and broken windshield! 
10-26-2004, 01:32 AM
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My favorite was a guy at the gas station filling up his big-___ Chevy Silverado 4x4.
A typical trucker-fu@ker; short guy with a big-truck and a big attitude, who was obviously over compensating for something lacking.
What the hell is that thing? It's so boxy it's ugly.
"It's a Toyota.
It cost 1/3 of what your truck cost.
The interior was designed by Lexus
It has more passenger room than the Volvo S60
Best of all... it gets 34 MPG"
The guy stood there in shock & awe as we finished fueling up our vehicles.
I couldn't help myself but say...
"You wanna know the best part?
You just spend $48 in gas... I only spend $12
Imagine what kind of gas millage I could get if this thing was aerodynamic!"
A typical trucker-fu@ker; short guy with a big-truck and a big attitude, who was obviously over compensating for something lacking.
What the hell is that thing? It's so boxy it's ugly.
"It's a Toyota.
It cost 1/3 of what your truck cost.
The interior was designed by Lexus
It has more passenger room than the Volvo S60
Best of all... it gets 34 MPG"
The guy stood there in shock & awe as we finished fueling up our vehicles.
I couldn't help myself but say...
"You wanna know the best part?
You just spend $48 in gas... I only spend $12
Imagine what kind of gas millage I could get if this thing was aerodynamic!"
10-26-2004, 01:50 AM
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Everyone always asks me "Why dint you get the tC"
Or "Is that ELECTRIC" (They will ask while Im pumping gas into it!)
I find offence to the tC question- HELLO if I wanted a coupe I buy a tC- But obviously I wanted a box!
OHH! My favorite is someone at my mom's work asked me "does that box turn very well around corners"
ARGH!!
Or "Is that ELECTRIC" (They will ask while Im pumping gas into it!)
I find offence to the tC question- HELLO if I wanted a coupe I buy a tC- But obviously I wanted a box!
OHH! My favorite is someone at my mom's work asked me "does that box turn very well around corners"
ARGH!!
10-26-2004, 02:08 AM
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Originally Posted by the_saint
Originally Posted by rallyxb
It has more passenger room than the Volvo S60
"WTF is a Volvo S60?"
http://www.volvocars.us/Showroom/S60/
10-26-2004, 02:18 AM
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Originally Posted by rallyxb
Originally Posted by the_saint
Originally Posted by rallyxb
It has more passenger room than the Volvo S60
"WTF is a Volvo S60?"
http://www.volvocars.us/Showroom/S60/
10-26-2004, 11:55 AM
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Originally Posted by xvolcomx88
Some guy in a truck passed me in a parkin lot and with a PA system in the truck said "your car's gross" i thought that was pretty funny.
10-26-2004, 02:35 PM
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My favorite so far was from my wife.....I was deciding on color for my soon to be xB. I was thinking white...maybe black. Had too many black cars lately and thought the white would say clean better.
She said: "don't get white....it will look like somebody knocked over a refrigerator."
soooo, I'm now the proud owner of a new camo xB!!!
She said: "don't get white....it will look like somebody knocked over a refrigerator."
soooo, I'm now the proud owner of a new camo xB!!!
10-26-2004, 02:42 PM
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Re: What's your favorite xB insult?
Originally Posted by K9 Crate
Ok, what's your favorite insult to your car? I'm sure you've hear a bunch. I'm curiuos which ones you like and which ones bug you?
As for me? My favorites are
1) Its a bread box with a fat lip
2) Its a bastard child of a Chevy Astro
One's I don't like
1) Fugly Box!
2) That's a Honda Element?
As for me? My favorites are
1) Its a bread box with a fat lip
2) Its a bastard child of a Chevy Astro
One's I don't like
1) Fugly Box!
2) That's a Honda Element?
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10-28-2004, 12:04 AM
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Some guy asked me what kind of car I was driving. Than He said it was a pretty- ugly car! Not that it was prety ugly it was the pretty ugly car!!!
I have also herd Oh you drive the toaster.
and Is that a Hybyird?
I have also herd Oh you drive the toaster.
and Is that a Hybyird?
10-28-2004, 12:13 AM
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I like it when people say its a box. i know its simple, but its my favorate. I guess its cause I think that the people are stupid when they say that, cause they act like i don't know its square or something
