What's your favorite xB insult?
#582
My co-workers are at a loss for words. I have a few names such as "cracker box"or "rollerskate" I shut most of them up by tossing them the keys. They come back in with "wow- I never would have thought it was like THAT inside" or "hmm...what is it again?" Pretty funny...
#585
My licence plate starts with TVN so my sister came up with Toasted Very Nicely.
My friends have a variety of them but they funny thing is they all want a scion too.
I have a white one so I get:
the refrigerator
the microwave
the toaster
and WHAT IS THAT!!!
My friends have a variety of them but they funny thing is they all want a scion too.
I have a white one so I get:
the refrigerator
the microwave
the toaster
and WHAT IS THAT!!!
#590
I laughed at an xB driving down the frwy when I first saw one. Told my kids "all you need to do is paint it cardboard brown it's so boxy" Then I realized my Izusu Trooper is just as boxy and the front window is flat...
Now I'm just a few days away from owning one :D
Now I'm just a few days away from owning one :D
#591
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Originally Posted by EnvyMe
a complete stranger said to me, those are the ugliest things on the road right now
#592
Originally Posted by EnvyMe
a complete stranger said to me, those are the ugliest things on the road right now
Jethro B my favorite is "that domelight is the ugliest thing i've ever seen in a car"
#593
Originally Posted by EnvyMe
a complete stranger said to me, those are the ugliest things on the road right now
http://www.cartalk.com/content/featu...r/winners.html
My claim is that the xB is homely; the most truly UGLY vehicle on the list is the Humbler . . . .
The difference? Homely is on the surface; UGLY goes clear through.
#595
my list of things its been called: toaster, xBox, velveeta box, mail truck, delivery truck, ____ing ugly as hell, all wheel drive bada$$ mobile, i konw i m forgettin a bunch
i was at work and walkin towards my car and i c 2 women walking away from it, i hit my unlock button and one says, "the lites just blinked" and they see me and we have this conversation:
lady: is that urs?
me: yes
l: what is it
m: i tell her and explain the relationship w/ toyota
l: o i c, well its a funny shape
mi laughed and answered) a box?
it was really funny...a u had to be there moment
i was at work and walkin towards my car and i c 2 women walking away from it, i hit my unlock button and one says, "the lites just blinked" and they see me and we have this conversation:
lady: is that urs?
me: yes
l: what is it
m: i tell her and explain the relationship w/ toyota
l: o i c, well its a funny shape
mi laughed and answered) a box?
it was really funny...a u had to be there moment
#596
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Originally Posted by Yellow_Sub
Originally Posted by EnvyMe
a complete stranger said to me, those are the ugliest things on the road right now
#597
you guys are so full of it...
if you want to come up with some insults that WOULD be funny... then do so, but to the 50+ people on here that are saying people are driving by you YELLING that your car sucks, or that it's a box? C'mon. I could understand if I read all 24 pages and found a few, but almost the entire first page consisted of strangers screaming or saying rude things.
I just can't imagine the average scion owner getting yelled at as if they were a black guy with a rainbow bumper sticker in Alabama in the 1950s (no offense to Old ___ black guys from the country... I'm just trying to make a point).
I just really hope that if I get one, there won't be retarded @$$ people making these unnecessary comments, cuz this is one scion liking mo fo that will bust a f&$%ing lip as soon as somebody THINKS they have the right to talk to me like that.
Just my 2 cents.
if you want to come up with some insults that WOULD be funny... then do so, but to the 50+ people on here that are saying people are driving by you YELLING that your car sucks, or that it's a box? C'mon. I could understand if I read all 24 pages and found a few, but almost the entire first page consisted of strangers screaming or saying rude things.
I just can't imagine the average scion owner getting yelled at as if they were a black guy with a rainbow bumper sticker in Alabama in the 1950s (no offense to Old ___ black guys from the country... I'm just trying to make a point).
I just really hope that if I get one, there won't be retarded @$$ people making these unnecessary comments, cuz this is one scion liking mo fo that will bust a f&$%ing lip as soon as somebody THINKS they have the right to talk to me like that.
Just my 2 cents.
#598
i c 2 women walking away from it, i hit my unlock button and one says, "the lites just blinked" and they see me and we have this conversation:
lady: is that urs?
me: yes
lady: is that urs?
me: yes
#599
Originally Posted by rallyxb
My favorite was a guy at the gas station filling up his big-butt Chevy Silverado 4x4.
A typical trucker-fu@ker; short guy with a big-truck and a big attitude, who was obviously over compensating for something lacking.
What the hell is that thing? It's so boxy it's ugly.
"It's a Toyota.
It cost 1/3 of what your truck cost.
The interior was designed by Lexus
It has more passenger room than the Volvo S60
Best of all... it gets 34 MPG"
The guy stood there in shock & awe as we finished fueling up our vehicles.
I couldn't help myself but say...
"You wanna know the best part?
You just spend $48 in gas... I only spend $12
Imagine what kind of gas millage I could get if this thing was aerodynamic!"
A typical trucker-fu@ker; short guy with a big-truck and a big attitude, who was obviously over compensating for something lacking.
What the hell is that thing? It's so boxy it's ugly.
"It's a Toyota.
It cost 1/3 of what your truck cost.
The interior was designed by Lexus
It has more passenger room than the Volvo S60
Best of all... it gets 34 MPG"
The guy stood there in shock & awe as we finished fueling up our vehicles.
I couldn't help myself but say...
"You wanna know the best part?
You just spend $48 in gas... I only spend $12
Imagine what kind of gas millage I could get if this thing was aerodynamic!"