What's your favorite xB insult?
#663
Originally Posted by Supertech
"Is that an Element?"
reply...
"No, My back windows roll down."
reply...
"No, My back windows roll down."
#665
What's your favorite XB insult?
Guy says "You know I think that must be the ugliest car I've ever seen." ~this of course while laughing~
I say "You know I think I could've been your daddy if I would've beat the dog over the fence!" ~guy not laughing any more but his buddy is though and pointing at him and not my car
He eventually said nice reply and drove off with his buddy still laughing and saying man he got you. Yep, I thought so too.
I say "You know I think I could've been your daddy if I would've beat the dog over the fence!" ~guy not laughing any more but his buddy is though and pointing at him and not my car
He eventually said nice reply and drove off with his buddy still laughing and saying man he got you. Yep, I thought so too.
#667
Heard some punks in another local club calling mine an Element just last night. Calling it a 'knock-off of the Element' at that. Anyway...Losers.
As for the clown car comment, it does sorta look that way when five people climb out of it lol. I think it shocks most people that you can fit 5 in it.
Mine takes crap a lot anyway because her theme is Transformers. The worst insult I've heard about that yet is either "Transformers suck" *oooo....clever* or "Is that a Voltron car?"
As for the clown car comment, it does sorta look that way when five people climb out of it lol. I think it shocks most people that you can fit 5 in it.
Mine takes crap a lot anyway because her theme is Transformers. The worst insult I've heard about that yet is either "Transformers suck" *oooo....clever* or "Is that a Voltron car?"
#668
The dumbest comment I heard from someone was, "Who would spend all that money to chop an astro van?" This was at a car show and he was dead serious. I had to step in and introduce him to Scion. Expression .... Priceless
#671
Originally Posted by kuro-xb
I get:
"What the hell is that?"
"Why would you buy that?"
"Is that a skyon/seeion?"
"What the hell is that?"
"Why would you buy that?"
"Is that a skyon/seeion?"
When I first showed a friend my new car he said "I always wondered who would by one of these..."
#673
whilst @ a KFC. me and another toaster parked with a space between us..I went inside just as a little girl was telling her parents about the "baby cars out front"
I thought I'd bust a gut when a H-1 Hummer parked between us and the girl exclamed "Oh look! their Mommy is here!"
true story,kfc Smokeypoint wa.
never did get a chance to talk to the other box owner tho.
I thought I'd bust a gut when a H-1 Hummer parked between us and the girl exclamed "Oh look! their Mommy is here!"
true story,kfc Smokeypoint wa.
never did get a chance to talk to the other box owner tho.
#674
i got asked if it was the ford fiesta oh and like a little girl was asking her mom something about my car when i was dropping my brother off at work im not sure what the little girl said but her mom was like no sweety thats the angry toaster
#675
what about instead of insult, lets try some comebacks.
like i'd like to say...
prepair to be toasted...
you got toasted...
ding, you've just been toasted.
wow, you beat a toaster...
now you can say you beat an electrical appliance.
I had a huge list at one time I just can't find it or remember them all.
Help me and add to them.
like i'd like to say...
prepair to be toasted...
you got toasted...
ding, you've just been toasted.
wow, you beat a toaster...
now you can say you beat an electrical appliance.
I had a huge list at one time I just can't find it or remember them all.
Help me and add to them.
#678
I have a contest every month with our car club, and one month was to make a rhyme on scions. Mine was based on an insult.
I was gassing up the xb,
when this guy laughed at me.
He said "your car looks like a bus",
but when his wife smiled at me, it made HIM cuss.
And when I told him I paid,
less then half of the price of his Escalade,
He slammed his door and peeled away,
but little did he know, his wife stayed to play!
___
Since I have an rs2.0 the insults are constant, but I do get my fair share of good comments also. Anyone could fix up a mustang or corvette, but if one can do this to a box while on a budget, than you really have something to be proud of !! Do what makes you happy!
I was gassing up the xb,
when this guy laughed at me.
He said "your car looks like a bus",
but when his wife smiled at me, it made HIM cuss.
And when I told him I paid,
less then half of the price of his Escalade,
He slammed his door and peeled away,
but little did he know, his wife stayed to play!
___
Since I have an rs2.0 the insults are constant, but I do get my fair share of good comments also. Anyone could fix up a mustang or corvette, but if one can do this to a box while on a budget, than you really have something to be proud of !! Do what makes you happy!
#679
Originally Posted by hotbbox
I have a contest every month with our car club, and one month was to make a rhyme on scions. Mine was based on an insult.
I was gassing up the xb,
when this guy laughed at me.
He said "your car looks like a bus",
but when his wife smiled at me, it made HIM cuss.
And when I told him I paid,
less then half of the price of his Escalade,
He slammed his door and peeled away,
but little did he know, his wife stayed to play!
___
Since I have an rs2.0 the insults are constant, but I do get my fair share of good comments also. Anyone could fix up a mustang or corvette, but if one can do this to a box while on a budget, than you really have something to be proud of !! Do what makes you happy!
I was gassing up the xb,
when this guy laughed at me.
He said "your car looks like a bus",
but when his wife smiled at me, it made HIM cuss.
And when I told him I paid,
less then half of the price of his Escalade,
He slammed his door and peeled away,
but little did he know, his wife stayed to play!
___
Since I have an rs2.0 the insults are constant, but I do get my fair share of good comments also. Anyone could fix up a mustang or corvette, but if one can do this to a box while on a budget, than you really have something to be proud of !! Do what makes you happy!