layzieb36

Well I just got back from my parents house...we happened to take the wifes Corolla and my mothers new comment...

I see you didn't bring ugly.

pfft

-Chris

NightGlide

your right and been around a long time in Japan. If i have the money to buy one.

neodemon278

true story
so i was at the gas station and this lady tells me that my car is the biggest piece of ____ she ever seen, so i look over at her car, saw she was driving ford with the bumper falling off and all her windows had trash bags over them and i look at her and said if u would like to see a real piece of ____, look at what your pumping gas into, she got ____ed, jumped into her car and sped out hitting a cop car, lol greatest moment of my life lol

Zombietime

Since I live in Virginia there are a lot of rednecks and most recently, I had one comment on my car in a parking lot at a Food Lion. I just said - You don't like my car; I could really give a sh*t you pickup driving redneck.

He got pretty ____ed since that's what rednecks do but he didn't do anything otherwise.

Zman

I live in redneck filled West Virginia and work at a Food Lion!

Winter

i was recently asked "why didn't you just buy a big truck or something seeing as you have the money to get what ever you want."

my reply - "cause guys who buy big trucks are over-compencating for something else..."

thier reply - "oh really? so what are you compencating for?"

my reply - "well i baught an xB... in other words, i'm not compencating for anything, tells ya somethin' don't it "

made her shutup real quick

greybox

Girlfriend-of course right?

1) Make the hamsters run faster...

2) if we added dots it would look like a wonderbread loaf with the bread spilling out...

It's all cool though-if I had a complex like these small endowed monster truckers I wouldn't have got it in the first place.

3) Idiot neighbor always calls it the x-box (yeah, bit obvious)

4) girlfriends nail lady-asian woman-sees it from the back because I backed in to the parking spot-in broken engrish-"your husband car-it a box...."

greybox

It is a Hybrid....

It's a sports car chassis...a very sophisticatedly designed engine...and the most practically designed body...with the best customer satisfaction name and manufacturing process....for the best price....with the seating room of large SUV....fits in any parking spot.....most unique looking instant classic ever made!


I love my car-and we are coming out of that closet together (it actually fits in one yah know)

Winter

you know whats funny, i actualy don't mind it being called x-box. just about everyone i know calls it that, not to joke or anything, just that it slips out because it's the xB.

neodemon278

today i had some guy ask if the xb was a prius prototype?

whaaa? when did the car become a prius?

BilboardxB

I also get the comments how do you fit in there, because it doesn't look big from the outside. then i let them in and their like WOW!! thats alot of room.

Not to mention that i am 6'6 so its a little stretch for some people too think i can fit

mbkowns

My friend told me when I got it.

"I am not your friend anymore."

I see his point though some what lol.. It was a good decison still and I am happy with it for a lot of reasons.

I sold my 2005 Red Mustang GT v8 for a 2005 black xB

glock32

The other day in a grocery store parking lot this long hair hippie lookin' dude yells at me as I'm driving by "That is the ugliest car".
I didn't bother to reply and tell him his 1982 Huffy 10 speed wasn't looking too good either. I guess we both have one owner vehicles though.

Gman1028

My favorite xB insult has to come from my sister who told me.

Dad asked " Why did you buy the front half couldn't you afford the back half also??"

I said "Nope you know me always doing things half way"

Sister pulled up got out of her car and walked up to the back of my B and stated "so how many clowns can you fit in that little thing"

" huh???" i asked

" I mean after all the clown cars at the circus are bigger than this thing! So when do you have to get it back to Barnum and bailey" exclaimed my sister

VibrantBlue

I was tolod once if my car can go 0-60mph in 3 days. I thought that was funny because I was trailoring the car and he was never able to catch up to me after that.

burstaneurysm

I was out with some of the SE guys... we were in an xB and xA at a drive thru. The guy at the drive thru asked
"So, which one is faster?"
One of the tC owners in the xB shouts
"ME, RUNNING!"

jsingh

hou8389

i too am 6"6 and about 350 an i get the same thing said to me that they dont know how i can drive it as big as i am. i then tell them to sit in it and then they are thinking about getting one.

joseph33615

I never get insulted when someone makes fun of my car, i just take it in stride. Good friend of mine calls it the xbox, i also get the "is that the car from tokyo drift?!!" (i drive the RS3.0 model) and the generic toaster comments. I only wish people would stop asking about it being from Tokyo Drift. THEY USED A FCKING VOLKSWAGEN!

exzess

i have a tc and ppl talk trash about scions altogether. but really, ppl r so detatched from da world around em dat they get embarrassed wen we easily prove y scions r better than their cars...even the obvious ones like the aztek n beat up cars, but y talk in such instances it doesnt make sense. lol