What's your favorite xB insult?
#822
Good thoughts and responses. -i like it, very big inside. its very cute. girls are the best with there thoughts, they all love it, with various opinions. this one chick at a coffee shop said "i like your car, its very square". me "i would rather you think of it as a box. i like box." her " ooooh, you do, do you. well maybe ..... you know". and she smiled and winked then leaned out the drive thru window with her **** popping out at me. i wasnt complaining one bit... and trust this story is true as she told me last week how her down there was all sweaty.
insults- thats ugly. Are you going to give me my toast yet. That a weird truck, me "its a fu**ing wagon". and Wheres the batteries.
there is many many many more insults up here in Canada. just way to many to tell.
insults- thats ugly. Are you going to give me my toast yet. That a weird truck, me "its a fu**ing wagon". and Wheres the batteries.
there is many many many more insults up here in Canada. just way to many to tell.
#834
Pulled up to a tire and wheel shop and one of the guys who worked there was out front having just parked a car they were finished with. He yelled back inside "Hey, Bill! The box for your Mini is here!"
#835
I had a neighbor tell me that if I ever had car trouble, he could put it in the bed of his dodge ram truck and take it to the shop for me.
I pulled into a 711 once and this guy parked in a hummer said: "What's that.. a mini hummer?" Him and his girlfriend thought that was pretty funny. I replied: "Nah. I don't need a hummer. I like small cars. Besides, my junk is big enough so I don't need a monster vehicle."
His girlfriend laughed alot harder at that than at his comment. He screamed "F*&K you!!" and tried to go screeching out of the parking lot... I guess it hit too close to home for him.
I pulled into a 711 once and this guy parked in a hummer said: "What's that.. a mini hummer?" Him and his girlfriend thought that was pretty funny. I replied: "Nah. I don't need a hummer. I like small cars. Besides, my junk is big enough so I don't need a monster vehicle."
His girlfriend laughed alot harder at that than at his comment. He screamed "F*&K you!!" and tried to go screeching out of the parking lot... I guess it hit too close to home for him.
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