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Old 11-03-2004, 04:41 PM
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For all of those who drive white xB's-just drive around and giva away popsicles.

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Old 11-03-2004, 06:20 PM
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Originally Posted by coltstryker
I had a customer of mine call from Utah this morning... He said I should paint some red,yellow, and blue baloons on it and call it a loaf of wonder bread...
thats a good one..haha
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Old 11-04-2004, 02:12 PM
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some old guy (60+yrs or so) came up and asked how you say the name of the car, I told him, and he said "oh, I thought it was pronounced Skone, you know, the pastry you eat w/ coffee..."

dumbass.
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Old 11-04-2004, 03:18 PM
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Everybody at work call's mine the washing machine. And think I should get a coustom plate that says Maytag.
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Old 11-18-2004, 04:00 AM
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bump..

Haven't seen anything for a while. Some of these have been very very funny. haha.. Anybody else have more?

This should be a Sticky!
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Old 11-18-2004, 05:31 AM
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Originally Posted by UnFocused
Everyone always asks me "Why dint you get the tC"

Or "Is that ELECTRIC" (They will ask while Im pumping gas into it!)

I find offence to the tC question- HELLO if I wanted a coupe I buy a tC- But obviously I wanted a box!

OHH! My favorite is someone at my mom's work asked me "does that box turn very well around corners"


ARGH!!
I've gotten that a few times now since the tC came out, actually.

"Yo, thas cool yo, but you shoulda got the sports car man, why didn't you get that?"

ME: "I didn't get that because I wasn't interested in a two door Camry clone, I wanted a small wagon for practicality and carrying passengers."

It amazes me that some people are just beginning to notice Scion now because of the plain vanillla tC and they think it's so hot. I guess I just can't see the difference between it and the 9 or 10 other sport compacts its competing with. tC, Ion, Cavalier..... same difference 'cept the tC will be reliable.
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Originally Posted by nest
I guess I just can't see the difference between it and the 9 or 10 other sport compacts its competing with. tC, Ion, Cavalier..... same difference 'cept the tC will be reliable.
So true.
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Old 11-18-2004, 05:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Placebo
some people say it looks like a chevy astro.

I dont see how it does.







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Astro VS xB

I think we know which is cooler.
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Originally Posted by nest
Originally Posted by Placebo
some people say it looks like a chevy astro.

I dont see how it does.
That's funny. I don't see how it DOESN'T look similar.

Honestly, I'm not sure that there are any other 2 cars that look more similar than the Astro Van and the xB.

Even Vibe and Matrix look more dissimilar and those are both made of the same platform.
(sorry to take this off topic)

Back to the name calling..

although I don't have a lunch box, school bus, ice cream truck, shoe box,
a few of my buddies have been busting my chops saying I drive a Cry-on.
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Old 11-18-2004, 01:41 PM
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Eh....

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Old 11-18-2004, 03:24 PM
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Is that a hybrid?
Scern.....wtf? where is there an "r" in the spelling?
Who makes it?
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Old 11-18-2004, 05:03 PM
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My boss is Korean. He speaks only a little English, and when i showed him my Xb for the 1st time he said,

"Ohhh, Short Bus!"

I liked it so much I tried to get it on my Tag, but it was already taken so I put TOASTR instead.
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Old 11-18-2004, 05:13 PM
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People ask what company it is made buy? I tell them Scion. They say saturn ion.
WTF, when did I say saturn?
Otherwise people always want to look inside it. Most people seem to like it. My mom said she is going to buy one for herself.
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Old 11-18-2004, 08:10 PM
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I always get the "why didn't you get a tC ?" thing at school. my response: "um... because I didn't want one?"
seems to work.
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Originally Posted by Sublimize23
I always get the "why didn't you get a tC ?" thing at school. my response: "um... because I didn't want one?"
seems to work.
i ALWAYS wondered why some people said the same thing to me?...why would i not get the car i want??? stupiiiiiid!!!
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Old 11-18-2004, 08:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Kimber
Yesterday I was in the drive-thru at the bank and a guy told me to roll my window down...so I did and he said "what is it?...a telephone booth on wheels!" Then proceeded to say "I have two words for that car...BEE ZAR! Funny thing is, when I told him all about it, by the time he left, he said "Hmmm, I might have to get me one of those, it's actually pretty cool!" Have a good one. Kimber BCP05
I told someone it was a Cellular Phone Booth - made by Verizon...
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Old 11-18-2004, 11:03 PM
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its a shoe box or its a damn mini bus so i tell them later on im gunna paint it yellow and put the strips on it
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Old 11-19-2004, 02:25 AM
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Just got this 3 hrs ago.
My mom says that is a Grandma car, from a 10 year old.
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Old 11-19-2004, 04:39 AM
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Originally Posted by rallyxb
"It's a Toyota.
It has more passenger room than the Volvo S60
I can verify that! :D
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