Picasso_Was_Right

this may be a bit self depriciating but we have decided to name our black sand xb "Odd Job" because a) It looks like Odd Job from Bond and b) we bought it for its capicity to do odd jobs.

revelinit

I always get stares from the "hood rats" with their ricey looking civics. I mean, go to your local elementary school and check out how many civic coupes are in the parking lot. its a TEACHER CAR!!! I give honda a TINY BIT of credit for hte new ones, but the civic (and Honda in general) are BORING!!! AND BLAND!!!

And as far as the Astro thing, the comparison to looks is there. HOWEVER, having worked at a Chevy dealership at one time, the Astro is the biggest peice of CRAP GM ever piled onto four wheels. I wouldnt walk across the street to ____ on one.

and my favorite insult for my stunning xB is "How the hell do you get into that thing" (I am 6'4")

And there are some others not related to the car, because of my John Kerry stickers.

Inframan

Fujiz_xb

^^^^ lol

kacosta

someone said to me now thats one fugly mother f#@$in car!!!!

and i smiled and i said you are entited to your own opinion but thats a bold statment
from someone who is waiting for a bus!!! you look like your 40 years old still did not
get around to buying a car!!!

and he said your right but i still think its ugly!!

slimXB

hey , is that a honda .... is that one of those gas and electric cars!!!

spongeBOX101

all i kno is if any friend of mine says isht bout my box... they aint gettin NO ride from me!!! :twisted:

Fujiz_xb

somebody asked me if i sold my XB..i asked them if they wanted to get shot...now what?

Placebo

My sister said she wants to be a new car because she drives a jacked up FORD so I suggested the box to her since she has two kids and she said "no those things are ugly im going to buy myself a hyundai and get myself a 100,000 mile warranty" I always thought she was smart but I guess I was wrong.

erichlf

I had a hyundai once. Worst buy ever. 100000 mile waranty but that doesn't help you when the body falls apart after 15 months like mine did.

SirScion

DANG, that was hillarious, I had to print it out and I hold it up to the window when I see people looking at my car in disgust at the stop lights, my least favorite insult is "is that the box that the old lady's shoe came from?" of course refering to the tale of the old woman who lived in a shoe. But my favorite is "So how much do out-of-comission mail trucks go for now adays?" Coming from a guy in an Ex-cop car, still black and white, and you could see where the decals had been taken off. So maybe he was serious, HUM

SirScion

[ "How the hell do you get into that thing" (I am 6'4")

]

Oh man I hear you on that one, I get it all the time ( I am 6'7") then I sit in the front and show them how much head room I have and then demonstrate the leg room in the back, WITH the front seats scooted all the way back. Oh, I have another insult, coming from a druggy, "Damn, I thought I was feeling the side effects from my last hit" it was sad, and I wanted to hit him upside the head and say "when you get a car, come back and insult mine." URGH, some people and their fu&#ed up children.

B_Sqrd

my mom calls it a Tellie Tubbie car!!! I could see the little guys driving it!! I definately love my xB. Have had it for 1 year and the comments are funny.

erichlf

My mom said she is going to buy one.

bBlover

I was talking to my friend at school about the xB and I told him the box get 30-35 MPG but he thought I said 70-75 MPG what an idiot. He said the Plasticment has better MPG I said dream on. He said it looks like a cardboard box and I said it's not brown and it doesn't have folding flaps.

yanges

i did not take it as an insult, but thought it was funny:

this guy said my Polar xB looked like a White washing machine on wheels!

Doublearock

the mail man who came into my work asked if he could paint it white, put United states postal service on the side and deliver mail!
I told him only if he takes the stupid uniform off.
Aaron

erichlf

This is why my mom is buying one.

MIT560

This is repeated somuch that it has become insulting.

Is that one of those Hybrids? or "Is that a SKEEON?"

"It's a cute car" - I'm a guy I don't have a CUTE car

Same thing happened so I said, "Yes its, this pump recharges the battery"....Her response, " YOU MEAN I AM IN THE WRONG LINE FOR GAS!?" She promptly spun around, got in her car, moved her car to the other row of the Pumps and started to fill up her car.

HERE'S YER SIGN!

MIT560

At that point you ask her "Didn't the Aztek get pulled from production and redesigned all with the first year? What was that for, OH YEAH they are ugly!"