What's your favorite xB insult?
11-21-2004, 02:55 PM
#141
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Well I debadged my xB and I get far less interest in it now. I redded out tyhe tails and the car blends in a bit better. I'm not tryin to hide but just do what I like. I do get annoyed that people call them Skyons and Skeeons! Even the dealer can't get it right. Idoits.
11-22-2004, 01:12 AM
#142
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Like most xB drivers here, I've debadged my BSP and replaced them with bB badges. It's funny to watch people trying to figure out what it is, much less what bB means! I finally show them the Toyota branding on the windows and they seem to be relieved. It's funny how people get so brain-washed into thinking what "normal" is. No one realizes that most new car designs are usually 5-6 years in the making and what they see on the road is actually something designed by someone that isn't even working for the auto manufacturer any more.
Here's my story:
The warehouse guys at my work had left about 20 boxes around my parked xB marked for UPS pick-up. I had to laugh because they spent so much company time getting this done that I docked their pay accordingly!!!! This all coming from guys that drive some of the worst crap out there. One drives a Maxima that spends more time in the shop than on the road. The other dirves a 4-Runner 4X4 that has never seen anything but pavement and gets 15 MPG. Dumb-asses.
Here's my story:
The warehouse guys at my work had left about 20 boxes around my parked xB marked for UPS pick-up. I had to laugh because they spent so much company time getting this done that I docked their pay accordingly!!!! This all coming from guys that drive some of the worst crap out there. One drives a Maxima that spends more time in the shop than on the road. The other dirves a 4-Runner 4X4 that has never seen anything but pavement and gets 15 MPG. Dumb-asses.
12-02-2004, 04:58 PM
#147
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I have owned my Xb for all of 36 hours. Last night this jackass in a big ford (complete with West Coast Choppers sticker in the back window) Pulls up next to me and says "why did you buy that thing" I replied "for the room" he says "You can fit ____ in that thing, its so small" I nicely replied "You girlfriend had enough room last night". This asshat follows me home probably hoping to kick my ___. I whip the B into the driveway and open the garage. He pulls up in front of my house and sees my 2 harleys, my 53 ford custom and my 26 roadster in the garage and my lifted F250 in the driveway and quickly leaves.
This morning the guys that work the warehouse laughed at it when I pulled in. As I walked through to my OFFICE one of them made an underbreath comment. I said to all of them, "I am secure enough with my manhood that I dont need to be tough and ride the bus everyday like you all do"
So the real question is, Which one should I fire tommorrow?
This morning the guys that work the warehouse laughed at it when I pulled in. As I walked through to my OFFICE one of them made an underbreath comment. I said to all of them, "I am secure enough with my manhood that I dont need to be tough and ride the bus everyday like you all do"
So the real question is, Which one should I fire tommorrow?
12-02-2004, 11:26 PM
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My 6'6" buddy at work said "it looks like a little hearst", and then proceeded to almost 'die' laughing.
He sat in the back seat and his laughing stopped. He went back into work and told people behind my back how 'interesting' my new car was.
He sat in the back seat and his laughing stopped. He went back into work and told people behind my back how 'interesting' my new car was.
12-03-2004, 02:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Ichoptop
I nicely replied "You girlfriend had enough room last night"
Originally Posted by CivicEater
i got a "your car is fukin ugly!" from this fat chick.. at blockbuster this weekend...
i yelled back.. "just trying to hold a candle to your good looks _____!!!"
i yelled back.. "just trying to hold a candle to your good looks _____!!!"
12-03-2004, 04:52 AM
#153
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Re: What's your favorite xB insult?
Originally Posted by K9 Crate
Ok, what's your favorite insult to your car? I'm sure you've hear a bunch. I'm curiuos which ones you like and which ones bug you?
As for me? My favorites are
1) Its a bread box with a fat lip
2) Its a bastard child of a Chevy Astro
3)hey!wanna race
One's I don't like
1) Fugly Box!
2) That's a Honda Element?
As for me? My favorites are
1) Its a bread box with a fat lip
2) Its a bastard child of a Chevy Astro
3)hey!wanna race
One's I don't like
1) Fugly Box!
2) That's a Honda Element?
12-03-2004, 12:01 PM
#156
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i hate it when they say, "do u like that thing?"
no i dont like it, i ordered it and spent 18 grand for the hell of it.
the other one is "is that the new honda"
and a creative one my buddies wife said was that it looked like a roller skate, oppose to the washer or toaster comment
no i dont like it, i ordered it and spent 18 grand for the hell of it.
the other one is "is that the new honda"
and a creative one my buddies wife said was that it looked like a roller skate, oppose to the washer or toaster comment
12-05-2004, 12:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Camden
My favorite was not creative, but it was ironic. Guy drives past me going the other way, yells "Scions suck!" at me. I didn't pay any attention to him before he said that, so I had to look in my side mirror to see what he was driving. Gave me a giggle: he was in a Toyota Camry!
