TheScionicMan

My buddy from High School says to me "Remember when we used to laugh at Volvos because they were so square..."

That's all he said and just let it hang there with a big grin...

mfbenson

You xBers don't have a monopoly on insults... I have a tC and have had many conversations like this:

"What kind of car is that?"

"A Scion."

"Who makes it?"

"Scion."

"Who are they?"

"Toyota owns them."

"Is it electric?"

"Nope."

"Do you like it?"

"No, I bought it cause I hate it."

"Huh?"

"Just Kidding."

Scionic_Librarian

Drunk guy in front of the bar where my friend bartends (so she could see it for the first time)..

"Urrrr.. what the hell is that? It looks like a boxxsh or something... I just got a Chevy Tahoe. I'll jusss climb over that lil thing with my 4x4."

Yeah.. wow. Deep insult man.

Although, is it regional or something? That was the only thing.. I dunno if people @ the gas station are ignorant or don't care around here. Haven't even had a stranger (except for a Silverado in bumper to bumper) ask about it.. odd.

TerrylJohnson

All that I know is I told my wife I wanted a BOXSTER for Christmas. Should have said "PORSCHE BOXSTER".

Oh well. There is a yiddish word "MEISKEIT" pronounced "Mees Kite", it roughly means coyote ugly.

I love my little Meiskeit.

Terryl Johnson
Space Coast Florida :D

macncheese

When I first got me xB this guy came up to me and said "You know I designed that car." and I said "Oh yeah?" and he said "Yeah, I drew it when I was in second grade." I just laughed because hes pretty much right.


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Cheese

too_boxy

Old man at a gas station called my car a little hummer h2.

glenbrrr

The first day I drove my car to work, a co-worker called me "Box Car *****".

caliman

My box has been called a shoe and a peice of S*@t too. But my best comeback line is " they only sell thies box cars to boxers, any more questions" !

Sciond

Last night my fiance' and I were out with friends.....and the women says "lets take the Element!"

itsrick_

The best one I've heard so far (less than a week of ownership)...

Did you buy that ugly box on EBay?
(yeah... it was cheap and your mom autographed it wiseguy)

xmen150apir

pope-mobil

1loxBchick

It's funny to watch people walk around your box gawking then ask you what it is.... You tell them it's a Scion xB, Scion makes it, you can get one at the Toyota dealer and then they say... Oh, it's a Toyota then. I give up and say "Sure is... Why don't you go get one..." While thinking "Just leave me the h*ll alone...

TheScionicMan

That's a good one...

sciondrgn

Mine is called Milk truck all the time.. along with other names.. I have lot of people in traffic ask what it is and say everything From "Looks really cool" to "that thing sure is strange" But what was funny is I actually received a package from scion with a whole mess of brochures to give out -_-' so now anytime anyone asks I go.. All your questions can be answered here and i drive off lol

slack

I was told that a black version of the Xb could be a hearse for clown midgets.

maynman

I have got of comments on my Xb, ranging from love it to hate it, my favorite insult so far is " It looks like a pregnant rollerskate."

Boxer0585

a little girl told me it looked like a vaccum cleaner.......she was like 5 haha

FLY_SCI

This isn't an insult , but this keeps happening to me:

Couples (I'm guessing boyfriend and girlfriend) are walking around my BSP Box when I have it parked. The boyfriend asks what it is, and why it's so ugly. Thats when the hot girlfriend pipes up and tells me that she thinks it's cute and wants to take a ride in it...

The rest is history and can be read in Penthouse Forum...

hee hee

X_Box

ha ha he must have been ____ faced

hou8389

i have got so many remarks it is hard to pick. the one that stands out is that the car is so ulgy it is cute. i am also big (6'6 350) and people wonder how i drive it. i do not here most remarks driving because of my system but because of the the people i work with call it a boombox on wheeles.